Author Topic: Broken dick (Read 809 times)

Quagmire · « **on:** August 24, 2013, 11:14:57 PM »

A funny, if not painful story.

My brother, an avid cyclist, is currently on holiday in Whistler, Canada.

This morning, about a week before he is due home, my grandmother awoke me from my slumber at the preposterous hour of 9.30am to tell me that my brother "had been involved in a cycling accident and is in hospital".

I became concerned for about half a second, then realized that statistically it was bound to happen. He had not had any serious accidents in his two or three previous cycling holidays, so it was bound to happen this time.

Intrigued, I inquired further, to which I received the reply "all I know is he has broken his Urethra..."

In case you don't already know, the urethra is that tube in your dick. He has broken his dick.

Most painful, especially since he has a tube running from his bladder, running to a bag to collect his piss.

But still, it is the funniest injury ever, sustained when he came off his bike and the bit that connects the handlebars to the top of the forks went straight into his dick.

So yes, I'll just leave this here in case anyone finds it funny

Quagmire

mark1975 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 24, 2013, 11:22:53 PM »

lol,im actually sat here with crossed legs lol hope his dick mends quickly ,

Quagmire · « **Reply #2 on:** August 24, 2013, 11:24:57 PM »

Well it takes a absolute minimum of 2 weeks to heal. So 2 weeks of not being able to use your dick...

mark1975 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 24, 2013, 11:26:42 PM »

bummer.

Big Tonka · « **Reply #4 on:** August 26, 2013, 10:13:45 PM »

Think of the pain if he wakes up with a morning woody, they used to joke about putting bromide in our drinks when I first joined the army, I hope they can give him a good supply
BT